10
Laws of Facebook
Hi guys! Today you’ve got BOTH Tiffany’s
coming in to give our opinion on something that should be a pet peeve to us
all. Facebook
Etiquette. Now
obviously there should be more than ten laws, but for now we’re just doing the
MOST annoying. If you find your doing
more than two of these at a time, STOP. It’s only a matter of time before you
find yourself…DELETED! Dun, Dun, Dunnn!
1.
Your
life story/your problems should NOT be your status.
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Facebook
is NOT your therapist. Everyone does not
need to know your drama. And I’m just here to tell you, No One Cares.
2.
You MAY NOT put biblical
verses or make references to the lord one day, and cuss out your baby’s daddy
or his girlfriend the next.
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This is what we call
contradiction. Not to mention, what if the lord had a facebook…Yeah. Think about
THAT!
3.
Facebook is NOT twitter.
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We don’t want nor care about
everything you will do or have done that day. Let it be something we can be
entertained by.
4.
If you and your
boyfriend/girlfriend break up once a month, STOP updating your relationship
status.
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Uhh..boo boo. Your status is
about as real as your relationship. Cut it out.
5.
You MAY NOT ask someone out
on Facebook.
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It’s facebook…Not EHARMONY.
6.
Your “friends” need to
understand your posts.
·
So you’re telling me that, I
must learn the text talk dictionary, AND decipher your Ebonics in order to get
your point. I’ll pass.
7.
If I delete you, Don’t ask to
be my “friend” again.
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There is a REASON why I
deleted you… Don’t make me hurt your feelings. I was trying to be nice…Can’t
you tell?
8.
Stop creating these “long
unnecessary middle or last names” that are NOT on your birth certificate.
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Ex: Tiffany Can’tstandwhenyoudothis
Wade. Stupid. Who started this? Die, effective immediately.
9.
Make sure your occupation is
your actual occupation and not an aspiration.
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This one is specified for the
little kids. We all have little cousin who says his occupation is Hot Topic,
Forever 21, or better yet Coca-Cola Company. Mind you, they’re no older than
13. Dream bigger boo boo. Dream Bigger.
Now the
moment you’ve all been reading for…..
10.
Pictures are a HUGE problem.
There should be no pictures:
·
Flashing your refund check
money.
·
At funerals… Really?! Your
loved one’s last photo is being tagged on facebook in a casket?! So
disrespectful.
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NUDE PICTURES! People…this is
not a soft core porn site. Facebook is NOT Playboy or Hustler magazine. Don’t
act like your family isn’t on your friend’s list. Unacceptable.
If you think we missed an important one
please Comment! If you want to elaborate on one of the laws please Comment! If
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‘Til
Next Time
-TNT